Tuesday, June 16, 2009
My Story ( long sorry )
The Fridgeadinkalins
A small bit of history about the Fridgeadinkalins...
The Fridgeadinkalins were a war tribe of fridges, with rich, creamy, butter inside of them. They looked pretty much like a fridge with rags for clothes. The Fridgeadinkalins used to be able to fight well with a range of kitchen appliances, but now there are none left. So they live in constant fear of the Freezeroeezers. The Freezeroeezers lived only about one kilometre away from the Fridgeadinkalins so it was not hard for them to attack. The Freezeroeezers lived off the Fridgeadinkalins butter, as it was very tasty. The Freezeroeezers used to run into the Fridgeadinkalins camp using their ultimate freezer-ice-cream breath, which froze the Fridgeadinkalins. Then the freezeroeezers would kill the Fridgeadinkalins and take their butter. The Fridgeadinkalins used to keep this at bay by tending fires all around their camp. The Freezeroeezers breath could not get past the fires, so the Fridgeadinkalins were safe. Until recently, that had worked, but now there was nothing left to burn in the whole world. The Fridgeadinkalins were down to a measly population of five.
The head Fridgeadinkalin, Abraham Lincoln, called a meeting of all the Fridgeadinkalins. “As you all know, the Freezeroeezers have been bothering us and killing us for years.” He said, “It is just us five lucky souls left. “I think we could ask our old friends the Ovenocovenorovens for help.” there were murmurs of agreement at this, the Ovenocovenorovens were powerful indeed. They could easily defeat the Freezeroeezers with their extreme heat. Two Fridgeadinkalins, called Cheese and Ham, had a long journey ahead of them to the Oven Coven. Cheese and Ham travelled over rocks, around giant bluffs and swam in deep water until they reached the Oven Coven. They talked little during the trip as they were depressed because all of their friends had been eaten by the Freezeroeezers. Soon they came to the Oven Coven. There were two guard Ovenocovenorovens, who shouted, “WHO GOES THERE!” they looked so powerful with their turkeys inside of them. Cheese spoke up, “it is the Fridgeadinkalins! We have come for help against the Freezeroeezers, who are killing all of our people!”One of the Ovenocovenorovens looked at him and said in a more moderate tone, “You may enter, old friends.” The two Fridgeadinkalins walked through cold, stone hallways until they came to a giant room, completely smoothed out by years of Ovenocovenorovens toiling. They walked towards seven bigger Ovenocovenorovens, the Oven Coven council. The two Fridgeadinkalins sat down at a table with them. The head Ovenocovenoroven, Crash Croven, said, “Speak, friends “Cheese and Ham told them everything and eventually they came to a decision. Crash said, “We will help you, because of that time many years ago... that great deed Abraham did for us...”
He sent ten of his best Ovenocovenorovens to help with the Freezeroeezers. When they just about were back to the Fridgeadinkalins camp, they were ambushed by a pack of MicrowaveTravers! They had their easy Mac sachets inside of them and they hollered a war cry as one of their radiation arrows hit one of the Ovenocovenorovens in the leg. But they were no match for the Ovenocovenorovens Fire Breath of Doom. It incinerated the Microwavetravers where they stood. Soon they were just a memory, sighing on the wind. The Fridgeadinkalins just stood there while this was happening, rigid with fear. When they had calmed down enough, the party carried on to the Fridgeadinkalins camp, where the Ovenocovenorovens stood in a circle surrounding the camp, awaiting the freezeroeezers attack. It was very tense; the five remaining Fridgeadinkalins huddled in a small hut in the centre of the Ovenocovenorovens. That night, the Freezeroeezers attacked. They came in a huge wave of freezers like an avalanche of snow. The Fridgeadinkalins heard their war cry and tried to stay as still as they could. The Freezeroeezers ran right into a joint Fire Breath of Doom and it destroyed the leaders instantly. Some of the dim ones tried to freeze the fire and they died for their troubles. The Ovenocovenorovens began to drive them back away from the Fridgeadinkalins camp. Most of the Freezeroeezers tried to back away while still fighting, but then they realised the game was up and turned tail and ran. Any stragglers were destroyed. The Freezeroeezers were so scared they ran as far away as they could. The Fridgeadinkalins cheered and clapped for the Ovenocovenorovens. Then one of the Ovenocovenorovens said, “We will keep in touch.” then they walked back to the Oven Coven. The best part was, they were never bothered by the Freezeroeezers again.
THE END of part one.
A small bit of history about the Fridgeadinkalins...
The Fridgeadinkalins were a war tribe of fridges, with rich, creamy, butter inside of them. They looked pretty much like a fridge with rags for clothes. The Fridgeadinkalins used to be able to fight well with a range of kitchen appliances, but now there are none left. So they live in constant fear of the Freezeroeezers. The Freezeroeezers lived only about one kilometre away from the Fridgeadinkalins so it was not hard for them to attack. The Freezeroeezers lived off the Fridgeadinkalins butter, as it was very tasty. The Freezeroeezers used to run into the Fridgeadinkalins camp using their ultimate freezer-ice-cream breath, which froze the Fridgeadinkalins. Then the freezeroeezers would kill the Fridgeadinkalins and take their butter. The Fridgeadinkalins used to keep this at bay by tending fires all around their camp. The Freezeroeezers breath could not get past the fires, so the Fridgeadinkalins were safe. Until recently, that had worked, but now there was nothing left to burn in the whole world. The Fridgeadinkalins were down to a measly population of five.
The head Fridgeadinkalin, Abraham Lincoln, called a meeting of all the Fridgeadinkalins. “As you all know, the Freezeroeezers have been bothering us and killing us for years.” He said, “It is just us five lucky souls left. “I think we could ask our old friends the Ovenocovenorovens for help.” there were murmurs of agreement at this, the Ovenocovenorovens were powerful indeed. They could easily defeat the Freezeroeezers with their extreme heat. Two Fridgeadinkalins, called Cheese and Ham, had a long journey ahead of them to the Oven Coven. Cheese and Ham travelled over rocks, around giant bluffs and swam in deep water until they reached the Oven Coven. They talked little during the trip as they were depressed because all of their friends had been eaten by the Freezeroeezers. Soon they came to the Oven Coven. There were two guard Ovenocovenorovens, who shouted, “WHO GOES THERE!” they looked so powerful with their turkeys inside of them. Cheese spoke up, “it is the Fridgeadinkalins! We have come for help against the Freezeroeezers, who are killing all of our people!”One of the Ovenocovenorovens looked at him and said in a more moderate tone, “You may enter, old friends.” The two Fridgeadinkalins walked through cold, stone hallways until they came to a giant room, completely smoothed out by years of Ovenocovenorovens toiling. They walked towards seven bigger Ovenocovenorovens, the Oven Coven council. The two Fridgeadinkalins sat down at a table with them. The head Ovenocovenoroven, Crash Croven, said, “Speak, friends “Cheese and Ham told them everything and eventually they came to a decision. Crash said, “We will help you, because of that time many years ago... that great deed Abraham did for us...”
He sent ten of his best Ovenocovenorovens to help with the Freezeroeezers. When they just about were back to the Fridgeadinkalins camp, they were ambushed by a pack of MicrowaveTravers! They had their easy Mac sachets inside of them and they hollered a war cry as one of their radiation arrows hit one of the Ovenocovenorovens in the leg. But they were no match for the Ovenocovenorovens Fire Breath of Doom. It incinerated the Microwavetravers where they stood. Soon they were just a memory, sighing on the wind. The Fridgeadinkalins just stood there while this was happening, rigid with fear. When they had calmed down enough, the party carried on to the Fridgeadinkalins camp, where the Ovenocovenorovens stood in a circle surrounding the camp, awaiting the freezeroeezers attack. It was very tense; the five remaining Fridgeadinkalins huddled in a small hut in the centre of the Ovenocovenorovens. That night, the Freezeroeezers attacked. They came in a huge wave of freezers like an avalanche of snow. The Fridgeadinkalins heard their war cry and tried to stay as still as they could. The Freezeroeezers ran right into a joint Fire Breath of Doom and it destroyed the leaders instantly. Some of the dim ones tried to freeze the fire and they died for their troubles. The Ovenocovenorovens began to drive them back away from the Fridgeadinkalins camp. Most of the Freezeroeezers tried to back away while still fighting, but then they realised the game was up and turned tail and ran. Any stragglers were destroyed. The Freezeroeezers were so scared they ran as far away as they could. The Fridgeadinkalins cheered and clapped for the Ovenocovenorovens. Then one of the Ovenocovenorovens said, “We will keep in touch.” then they walked back to the Oven Coven. The best part was, they were never bothered by the Freezeroeezers again.
THE END of part one.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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